The Secret Diary of a Piece of Pineapple

Posted by on Sep 23, 2015 | 2 Comments

It's one hell of day for a piece of exotic fruit.

Sex In The Office! What A Laugh Eh?

Posted by on Feb 04, 2015 | 3 Comments

It’s easy to think that there is little harm in the recent kerfuffle around the couple filmed having sex at the office and its subsequent explosion through social media to a worldwide audience. To think that would be utterly wrong.

Devonport Speculator Admits To Harbouring The NSA

Posted by on Sep 17, 2014 | 1 Comment

In an extraordinary development this morning, The Devonport Speculator has admitted it is harbouring the NSA at its Auckland-based headquarters in Devonport.

Key-Stone Cops It In The Neck

Posted by on Sep 15, 2014 | 2 Comments

In which The Devonport Speculator stares disbelievingly at the news, and attempts to negotiate the disease-infested swamp of our national politics.

Pond Scum Sound First Blast Against “The Monstrous Regiment of Women”

Posted by on Sep 04, 2014 | 2 Comments

In a provocative statement released today, New Zealand's population of pond scum have united to signal their hatred of the female gender of the species Homo Sapiens.

Nigel, Nicky, and The Whale That Whored

Posted by on Sep 02, 2014 | 9 Comments

Plebeians of Devonport; charge your glasses. It is time to drink a toast to Nigel, Nicky and The Whale that whored.

Fungicide Wreaks Havoc on Mt Victoria’s Famous Vista

Posted by on Aug 21, 2014 | 5 Comments

Mt Victoria's summit is fouled by an attack on our iconic mushrooms.

New Species Of Manke Whale “Of Interest” To Japan’s Whaling Industry

Posted by on Aug 19, 2014 | 3 Comments

Sources in the Japanese whaling industry have confirmed the Manke Whale, a new species recently discovered in New Zealand politics could be “perfect fodder” for the Japanese whale meat market.

In A Community, Everyone Is Someone

Posted by on Aug 03, 2012 | 8 Comments

Let's put the Commie back into community..

Kraig Slams Bankers as “Guttersnipes, Whores and Loan Bitches”

Posted by on May 09, 2012 | 1 Comment

UK-style Toryism comes to New Zealand with a vengeance.

As The Speculator Stirs, TVNZ Errs

Posted by on May 04, 2012 | 3 Comments

Dear reader, you're safe! Just as TVNZ makes the incomprehensible decision to replace TVNZ7 with a channel of TV1 repeats, The Devonport Speculator has sprung back to life.

Time For A Change

Posted by on May 04, 2012 | 7 Comments

The Devonport Spec goes deep.

Scurrilous Wharf Bombers Resurface In UK

Posted by on Mar 08, 2012 | Leave a Comment

The Devonport wharf bombers are back - but this time in er, Saltburn.

Devonport Weather Conditions: Live On The Speculator!

Posted by on Feb 03, 2012 | 6 Comments

The Devonport Speculator, in conjunction with local resident and cool dude Steve Smith, is delighted to provide Speculator readers with live data on every possible weather variable known to humanity for the immediate Devonport area.

Wise Words From The Dying: The Five Biggest Regrets

Posted by on Feb 02, 2012 | 3 Comments

As we all launch into the new year and the routine of schools, jobs and commuting, an Australian palliative nurse has revealed what those in their final days regret the most about the course their life took.

Massive Expansion of Rail Infrastructure Planned for Auckland Port

Posted by on Feb 01, 2012 | 1 Comment

The Devonport Speculator has learned that the current expansion plans proposed by Ports of Auckland is merely stage one of a multi-stage expansion strategy.

Auckland Anniversary – Photo Gallery

Posted by on Jan 30, 2012 | 1 Comment

Chris Weissenborn, photographer for the Navy, took some spectacular shots out on the harbour on Anniversary Day, which he very kindly provided to The Devonport Speculator.

Who Was That Man?

Posted by on Jan 27, 2012 | 1 Comment

Against his better judgement, The Devonport Speculator ventured onto Lake Rd earlier this week and was delighted to spot a cyclist in the cycling lane.

Darby On Port Plans: “Outrageously Over The Top”

Posted by on Jan 27, 2012 | 1 Comment

Local Board Chair Chris Darby expresses his concerns over the council's port expansion plans exclusively to The Devonport Speculator.

Port Expansion Plans “A Joke”

Posted by on Jan 26, 2012 | 1 Comment

A publicity campaign titled “Your Port, Your Call” kicks off today (Jan. 26) urging Aucklanders to find out more about the “extraordinary” plans by the port to expand its operations.
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