Kraig Slams Bankers as “Guttersnipes, Whores and Loan Bitches”

Posted by on May 09, 2012 | 1 Comment

Kraig can't wait to get his hands on a banker's buxom bad debt

Kolonel Kolin Kraig (KKK), leader of the Frothing At The Mouth Party, today slammed bankers as “cheap, lousy lenders” who would sleep with anybody to loan a dollar.

“Until we get back to the principles of personal responsibility and paying our own way, we will not stop the encroachment and continuing cost of another bank bailout which we simply cannot afford,” Mr Kraig told Morning Report.

“Moreover, the millions of dollars in bonuses these strumpets get paid make the cost of social welfare look miniscule, which is infuriating” he said.

We simply cannot get on with the business of skinning the poorest in society and interfering in their lives for the better while these selfish bankers lend trillions of dollars to people who just waste it on betting on the stock market.

“Why should, say, a 70-year-old who’s had one mortgage all their life be paying for a young banker to get bailed out again just so he can continue to loan around, like some mincing gay bar loiterer”?

Kraig is from the 17th century.

1 comment

  1. John Reynolds says:

    Your reference to the KKK is a little clumsy and somewhat irrelevant to Craig’s attack on bankers. Although his rhetoric is inflammatory and overstated he is a politician thrashing about for a populist cause. The bailing out of prosperous bankers will ring a few bells with many in the community thus giving him a platform to construct further policies. However his recent utterances about loose sexual morals have given him a priggish air – confirmed when one considers his various sexual references in his bank bailout attacks. But then he’s obviously trying to create an image of a himself as a KKKK – Klean Kut Kristian Kid.

    Er..right. Um…. never mind. – Ed

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