For those Devonport Speculator readers who “simply can’t be arsed” to read the 2000 word version of the article on the election candidates, here is a condensed version that should take little more than 30 seconds to read.

It contains accurate portrait drawings of the candidates, from which their character can be easily gleaned, and some of The Speculator’s notes made as they were speaking.

While The Speculator sympathises with those readers who will be astounded at the Speculator’s caricature skills and will keen to purchase them at any cost, they are unfortunately not for sale.