Two men, somewhat comically dressed as classic burglars and apparently exhibiting stereotypical “dodgy geezer” behaviour, were recently snapped up to no good in the North Shore area.
While it is not clear whether these two Keystone Cop criminals are involved in the recent crime ripple in Devonport, it would be worth keeping an eye out for the reprobates as they are wanted by the Police in relation to criminal activity in the area.
The short fat one at the back, sporting a fashionable light lemon cotton shirt under his more traditional bad guy garb of black cardigan, dark long shorts and baseball cap, appears to have brought a light snack with him. Tucked casually in his trouser pocket, what could be a bar of choc completes the ruffian’s Billy Bunter image.
His accomplice, while opting for a flash of red around the neck, has otherwise gone for the classic “criminal caper” look, choosing to shun the fashionable “gangsta” image with the more traditional woolly hat headgear.
Any sightings of these two tripping over banana skins, wearing black masks or sporting striped jerseys should be immediately reported to the local constabulary.
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